21 Things you never want to hear the word of flight captain

Traveling by plane is one of the highly coveted modern luxuries that often we take for granted. In reality, when you think about the other options one has to transport themselves over long distances, or large bodies of water: the latter seems quite inconsistent and outdated in comparison. However, it is palpable to harbor some concerns about the aircraft that is beating a few hundred miles per hour as creates remarkable White contrails in the sky while their carbon footprint in the atmosphere at a few kilometres above the ground under size.

Without doubt, a trip to the airport can be quite an experience. While flying is certainly an incredible luxury - and that can be carried around the world and something that is seemingly improving every day available flights, better skilled, extremely talented pilots and airlines well managed that have doubled their efforts for the recognition of the client - there are some lines that all as passengers prefer to listen to never commented on the intercom while aboard a transatlantic flight.
With this comic reasoning in mind, here are some classic lines that have been heard, or who never want to hear your flight captain say, when they are sitting in the narrow rows of seats ten funky smell crammed in his non-stop flight to Denver with a baby crying in a side of you and an uncontrollable and hyperactive two years ago,, on the other. On a high note, before delving in, fly is the most securely known transport man, and well worth any inconvenience minors that can be experienced in transit to their destination.
21 Things you never want to hear the word of flight captain
1. "It's just a bug in the engine;" "we will be taking off shortly."
2. "Houston... have a problem."
3. "Please remain seated while the Air Marshal removed the alleged bomber of the aircraft".
4. "Have to do some rough weather, only one of the many miracles that we see every day... Let's see if we can manage to land the aircraft safely".
5. "We deactivated for takeoff!" "Only 25 aircraft in line ahead of us!"
6. "Please, board level;" "This plane has failed their tests".
7. "Does anyone know how many metric tons of fuel that we need to make it safely to Sydney?"
8 "Flotation devices equipped under their seats, but it is likely that when we give the ocean to 2,000 miles per hour, they can also damage is to use".
9. "Rest assured, as its captain come with great experience..." "200 hours on the simulator of flight and finally, get some experience of direct flight!"
10. "The flight is more than 15 hours to Sydney, enjoy their films in flight today are the series 'Final destination'".
11 "I never knew that the iPhone had a pilot application 747 automatic..." "NIFTY!"
12. "Welcome to France, we hope you've enjoyed his flight." Now if there is someone who speaks French fluently in the aircraft, please ask a flight attendant to accompany him to the cabin; "to we are having a difficult time communicating with flight in English control."
13. "Vamos... key impact!"
"14 Are now modified in line in the rotation to land at LAX... once they have removed the 30 planes will make our final approach".
15. "We regret to inform you that our flight has been diverted to the nearest major city."
16. "Our time of arrival has been delayed!"
17. "So please be prepared for an emergency landing, I bet we beat paramedics by at least half an hour!"
18 "It will be hard landing but with any luck we will reach this beast on the ground safely."
19 "Both engines are out, but our wings should enable us to glide safely in a nearby meadow adjacent to the airport."
20 "Please remain seated until after land and bomb squad finished cleaning the plane".
21 "Jenny Stokes in row 57 C..." "I put the plane on autopilot so we can go back and sing happy birthday to you".
My name is Erica Gustafson and I am a writer / consultant of Expedia. My job is to travel the world and write about my experiences.
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